[comment] ui_template: Yes ui_template_name: standard ui_template_layout: LOGOBAR, MENUBAR, LEFTSIDE, UI_CONTENT, RIGHTSIDE, MENUBOTTOM, COPYRIGHT ui_template_description: Page with top area only. ui_control_element: page_title : ui_control_element: members_only : 0=No,1=Yes ui_control_description: page_title : Page title ui_control_description: members_only : Members only [/comment] [set page_title]About Barry's Books[/set] [set page_title][set] [set members_only][set] __LOGOBAR__ __MENUBAR__ __LEFTSIDE__ Barry's Books, Bikes, and Birkenstocks is your source for all the most important things you buy everyday. We have the internet's most unique return policy. Since this is a totally fake store, you can't buy anything here. So if you place an order you won't get anything. Return any item you don't receive for a full refund. We'll never take any of your money anyway, but if we did, we'd give it right back.

Barry's Books, Bikes, and Birkenstocks is your source for all the most important things you buy everyday. We have the internet's most unique return policy. Since this is a totally fake store, you can't buy anything here. So if you place an order you won't get anything. Return any item you don't receive for a full refund. We'll never take any of your money anyway, but if we did, we'd give it right back.

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